So, What did you do, Rick?
Jack the Ripper, Really the Loch Ness Monster?
Bullshit or not?
Jane, you ignorant slut!
Chop-UH
Is it me? It's him right?
Debbie Dibson
New Kids Down the Street
Lacey, Lacey, & Lacey
Cracker, Cracker, Cracker, Cracker...

To read some 'poems' by Kelle and Mark
(the ones Scott didn't puke on),
click here

Wish You Were Here
So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell,
Blue skys from pain
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade
Your heros for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange
A walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage?
How I wish, how I wish you were here
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground
What have we found?
The same old fears
Wish you were here